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Pertinent Quotations

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Hector Berlioz

If you don't control your mind, someone else will.

John Allston

Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen.

Woodie Guthrie

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Author Unknown

If I Promise to miss you. Will you go away?

Author Unknown

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Jeff Marder

Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.

Author Unknown

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

Philip K. Dick

Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.

Samuel Butler

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

Bernard Manning

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.

Napoleon Bonaparte

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.

David Brinkley

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutang trying to play the violin.

Honore DeBalzac

Memorable Quotes

But I wasn't kissing her. I was whispering into her mouth.

Chico Marx

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

Jean Giraudoux

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Rich Jeni

The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn't know won't hurt him.

Leo J. Burke

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Groucho Marx

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow.

James Dean

Minds are like parachutes, they only function when open.

Thomas Dewar

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

Edmunde Burke

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.

H. L. Mencken

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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx

Ask an impertinent question and you are on the way to the pertinent answer.

Jacob Bronowski

Simple and to the point is always the best way to get your point across.

Guy Kawasaki

Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.

Oscar Wilde

Internationalism does not mean the end of individual nations. Orchestras don't mean the end of violins.

Golda Meir

Power attracts the corruptible. Suspect any who seek it.

Frank Herbert
The more facts you tell, the more you sell. An advertisement's chance for success invariably increases as the number of pertinent merchandise facts included in the advertisement increases.
Clinging to any form of conservatism can be dangerous. Become too conservative and you are unprepared for surprises.
They say they seek security and quiet, conditions they call peace. Even as they speak, they create seeds of turmoil and violence.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No'.
Be not afraid of going slowly; be afraid only of standing still.

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