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I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.

Doug MacLeod

If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.

Thomas Szasz

It doesn't matter if your on the right track, if you don't move, you'll get run over.

Will Rogers

Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end

Tom Stoppard

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.

Emo Phillips

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.

Brian Pickrell

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.

George Bernard Shaw

The house of Lords must be the only institution in the world which is kept efficient by the persistent absenteeism of most of its members.

Herbert Samuel

The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but not the problem we thought was the problem.

Mike Smith

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

Dorothy Parker

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

Jimmy Shubert

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten.

B.F. Skinner

In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.

Dave Thomas

Memorable Quotes

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?

Harry Shearer

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other poor sons-of-bitches die for theirs.

George Patton

Let the meek inherit the earth -- they have it coming to them.

James Thurber

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you.

Yakov Smirnoff

The latest definition of an optimist is one who fills up his crossword puzzle with ink.

Clement King Shorter

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

J. Falton Sheen

There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

George Bernard Shaw

All art is contemporary art because it had to be made when it was now.

James Turrell

We need it to capture the energy of contemporary life.

John Eaton

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One way or another, we all have to find what best fosters the flowering of our humanity in this contemporary life, and dedicate ourselves to that.

Joseph Campbell

The lessons of the past are ignored and obliterated in a contemporary antagonism known as the generation gap.

Spiro T. Agnew

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

Dr. Seuss

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Oscar Wilde

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Mae West

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Eleanor Roosevelt Quote
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.
To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.

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