Pertient Quotes
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-Hector Berlioz
If you don't control your mind, someone else will. -John Allston
Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen."
- Woodie Guthrie
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. - Anonymous
If I Promise to miss you. Will you go away? - Anonymous
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
- Jeff Marder
Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
- Anonymous
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
- Philip K. Dick
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
- Samuel Butler
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. - Bernard Manning
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. - David Brinkley
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutang trying to play the violin. - Honore DeBalzac
But I wasn't kissing her. I was whispering into her mouth.
- Chico Marx
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made. - Jean Giraudoux
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
- Rich Jeni
The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn't know won't hurt him. - Leo J. Burke
olitics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
- Groucho Marx
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies. - Groucho Marx
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No'. - Woody Allen
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow."
- James Dean
Minds are like parachutes, they only function when open."
-Thomas Dewar
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. -Edmunde Burke
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong. - H. L. Mencken
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx