Money Quotes
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
- Spike Milligan
Money is something you have to make in case you don't die.
- Max Asnas
The greatest luxury of riches is that they enable you to escape so much good advice. - Sir Arthur Helps
Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Unknown
A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist.
- Franklin Jones
It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus
I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock this afternoon. - Henry Youngman
Honesty is the best policy, when there is money in it. - Mark Twain
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
- John Barrymore
If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. - JP Getty
Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it. - Unknown
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J. Paul Getty
I cried all the way to the bank! - Liberace
It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda
If you have to ask, you can't afford it! - J.Pierpont Morgan
About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. - Herbert Hoover
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - E. E. Cummings
If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves. - Lane Kirkland
If you would know the value of money try to borrow some.
- Benjamin Franklin
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. - Unknow
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. - Kin Hubbard
Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. - Ambrose Bierce
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
Don't marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper. - Scotish Proverb
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan