The most poignant quotes
What the rich and famous and wise said
Thoughtful and attentive words to contenplate learn from
Note: Throughout history the rich, famous and wise have said things that have been recorded in the form of quotes. It is the study of these quotes that give insight into life.
Life is unsure, always eat your dessert first.
A kid's idea of a balanced diet is a hamburger in each hand.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
My ancestors didn't spend the last 2 million years clawing their way
to the top of the food chain, for me to become a vegetarian.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
A bargain is something you cannot use at a price you cannot resist.
Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones
After all is said and done, usually more is said.
Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Learn from the mistakes of others - you can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
If you can smile when things go wrong then you have someone in mind to blame.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get to work.
Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.
Some day my ship will come in, but with my luck, I'll be at the airport.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a dark side, it has a light side, and it holds the Universe together. ~ Carl Zwanig
If a man says something, but there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep
I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them. - Alfred Hitchcock
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat!?