Contempory Quotes
I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence. - Doug MacLeod
If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. - Thomas Szasz
It doesn't matter if your on the right track, if you don't move, you'll get run over. - Will Rogers
The house of Lords must be the only institution in the world which is kept efficient by the persistent absenteeism of most of its members."
- Herbert Samuel
Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?
- Tom Stoppard
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this. - Emo Phillips
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. - Brian Pickrell
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. - Dorothy Parker
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. - Jimmy Shubert
Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner
In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.
- Dave Thomas
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? - Harry Shearer
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other poor sons-of-bitches die for theirs. -George Patton
Let the meek inherit the earth -- they have it coming to them.
- James Thurber
The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but not the problem we thought was the problem.
- Mike Smith
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
- George Bernard Shaw
In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff
The latest definition of an optimist is one who fills up his crossword puzzle with ink. - Clement King Shorter
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The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - J. Falton Sheen
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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it."
- George Bernard Shaw